CELEBRITIES |
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
|
Ric Flair |
"Woooo!"" |
2/25/1949 |
74 |
26 |
|
| Phil Collins |
He's no Peter Gabriel |
1/30/1951 |
72 |
28 |
|
| Steven Tyler |
Dude looks like a lady |
3/26/1948 |
75 |
25 |
|
| Sharon Osbourne |
"Shaaaaron!!!" |
10/9/1952 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Wendy Williams |
Farted on TV |
7/18/1964 |
59 |
41 |
|
| Mickey Rourke |
Plastic surgeon's test dummy |
9/16/1952 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Pete Rose |
Good at baseball, shitty gambler |
4/14/1941 |
82 |
18 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Joey Diaz |
Never let him watch your drugs. |
2/19/1963 |
60 |
40 |
|
| Willie Nelson |
On the road again... to the dispensary |
4/29/1933 |
90 |
10 |
|
| Anthony Hopkins |
He'll eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti |
12/31/37 |
85 |
15 |
|
| Bill Murray |
Fuck you for picking him, Danni. |
9/21/1950 |
73 |
27 |
|
| Hulk Hogan |
"Watch my sex tape, BROTHER!!!" |
8/11/1953 |
70 |
30 |
|
| Nick Nolte |
48 Hours and a DUI |
2/8/1941 |
82 |
18 |
|
| Mel Brooks |
Fuck you for picking him, Danni. |
6/28/1926 |
97 |
3 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Melissa Etheridge |
Borrowed sperm from David Crosby |
5/29/1961 |
62 |
38 |
|
| R Kelly |
Likes young girls and pee |
1/8/1967 |
56 |
44 |
|
| Donnie Wahlberg |
That other Wahlberg. Also, banging an anti-vaxxer. |
8/17/1969 |
54 |
46 |
|
| Phil Donahue |
Still holds a grudge against Oprah |
12/21/1935 |
87 |
13 |
|
| Keith Richards |
Doesn't realize that he's supposed to die someday |
12/18/1943 |
79 |
21 |
|
| Elton John |
Convinced the world that he was straight while dressing like Liberace |
3/25/1947 |
76 |
24 |
|
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